Tuesday, August 13, 2013

George Clooney Update

George Clooney Update - Many of you are wondering what Clooney has made since he lost his concert as my sidebar avatar online . I'm sorry to report the news is not good. Apparently it took the dismissal lot harder than anyone could have imagined. For those of you who are new to this blog, George served as celebrity-a-like look for my profile picture for many months (you can see the photo below during happier times). Once my secret identity was made public by About.com, I replaced the photo of Mr. Clooney with my own, and told him that his services were no longer needed. At the time he seemed fine with it, and said he still wanted to "remain friends." We've all heard this before.

Anyway, my Hollywood sources tell me that since he was removed from the site, he really let go. as you can see from the photo, he won about 50 pounds, and friends say he lives mainly on hot dogs, chocolate Pop-tarts, and root beer. George, if you are reading this, please get a hold of yourself! you still have the film career and all these beautiful women, and all that money. you'll be okay. you just need to pass.